EARLY BIRD GETS THE FREE BOOZE!!

There will be a free shot of whatever the hell booze we feel like buying for the first X amount of people that arrive to the show. The value of X is dependent on how generous our pouring hand decides to be. I know my pouring hand usually feels pretty generous, so X might start to dwindle, meaning COME AT 9!! DJ EVZEE will start on time...

Will you?